Which would you rather? 2 ads, 6 cars.

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01/18/2014 at 14:34 • Filed to: None

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Each ad has a trio of horrible hatchbacks. Which would you choose?

The more vintage of the two brings two Pintos and one luxurious Bobcat to the table. Only one has a year, only one has a mileage reading, and no interior pics. Price $1500. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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The second option brings three Geo Metros to the table. A 96, 98, and a 99. Frame damage to two of them, only one good engine, lots of rust, broken glass. Long story short, you can build one one out of these three, probably. Price $1500. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!!  > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 14:38

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Provided there is a Pinto shell that's not rotted out that's what I would choose. If they are all rot boxes though than they are worthless. Same goes for the Geos as far as rust. My first preference would be Pinto because it's an undesirable classic.


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 14:41

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Both would make great lemons cars. Pinto is more interesting.


Kinja'd!!! Montalvo > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 14:45

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Give me the metros any day. From those three shitboxes I can build one of these. We can rebuild it, we have the technology!

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Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 14:46

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The Geo's look more like a posslbe running 500 dollar car out of the three for lemons..


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 14:52

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The first set has more potential for hoonage.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 14:56

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I know the Pintos are RWD and all, but I love me some Metros.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 15:29

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I would take option 3. None of them.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 15:55

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Pintos


Kinja'd!!! midnightautoparts > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 16:30

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The Pintos are craptacular!


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 17:16

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Pinto!


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 21:54

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I'd rather buy the Pinto set and use the 2 Pintos to make a driveable Bobcat, since it seems more interesting than having a running Pinto.


Kinja'd!!! TinFoil Knight > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/19/2014 at 05:02

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ill do something with the bronco ..